The following are feats rarely accomplished, but we’re thinking Bolt can get the job done in 9.58 seconds or so.
• Get in an order at a famous Roman gelateria. Current record is 2’09.
• Get panhandlers to stop harassing him while standing outside the Pantheon.
• Get drunken crowd to quiet down in Trastevere bar opposite his hotel.
• Convince passersby that he's not a famous Italian footballer.
• Learn to sing "O Sole Mio."
• Hail a cab outside Stadio Olimpico at 5 in the morning.
• Convince a Roman bartender to serve him a cappuccino after 3pm.